On what would have been the two-hundredth birthday of a man who is one of the most important scientists in history, let’s take a minute to thank Charles Darwin for finally making some sense of things.

On the morning of February 11th, Samuel Ogden “The Iron Shovel” Edison, Junior (left) awoke feeling particularly uninspired. This fateful lack of creativity would leave an indelible mark on history, as he was unable to furnish his newborn son with an equally incredible moniker; the boy was given the comparatively dull name of Thomas Alva.

This is where the stuff I am yet to write will end up.  Expect lots of complaining.